The last two chapters had minor omissions regarding Twilight's horn and wings, respectively, which I had in my notes and failed to enter properly. They should be fixed now.

More story will be coming soon.

I can't read.

I can't even read these.

Well, obviously that's deceptive. I wouldn't be able to write pn0y, let alone quality non-smut horsewords, if I weren't able to read properly. The problem is I can't force myself to read, like, anything.

I intend to change that now.

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Since I lost a whole chapter of TSJ, I've decided to expand it as I rewrite it. So it will become two chapters now instead of one.

You poor mares have no idea.

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Tartarus must have frozen over, because I finally updated Twilight's Secret Journal!

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I've just written one of the darkest things I've ever authored.

The chapter of Geldings I just posted is on par with the noncon chapters in TSJ. Fair warning.

Completing the TSJ chapter is going to take another day due to medical issues and PONY MOVIE TONIGHT!

But after the movie, I'll post a new (old) minific I've cleaned up.

Now that Ashes is out of the way, I'm set to tackle three projects. Two of these are of the "crowd-pleaser" variety, which most of my followers will likely enjoy, as will most arbitrarily-selected bronies.

Hold on to your horsebandos.

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I'm sorry for the lack of updates. I wasn't kidding when I said I had a slew of stories and updates to publish, but the problem is that I can't polish them off while I'm saddled with depression.

Indeed.

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It's the end of the semester, which is a busy time for lecturers like me. Hence my absence.

I'll bet she has a hotness score on Rate My Professor.

I'm working on three projects:

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I've made substantial changes to the Order Glossary I just posted for Twilight's Secret Journal. I've been doing this ever since I posted it, but I'm finally finished.

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I've updated Twilight's Secret Journal with the first half of the hardest entry so far to write.

In TSJ headcanon, this Father's Day photo is carefully cropped.

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TSJ update was ready a couple of days ago, but it still needs a final proof and I'm under the gun to finish grading exams. That kind of suspends everything for a few days.

Who knew such a tiny book could hold so many effing horsewords?

I'll try to have it ready sometime Tuesday evening.

Classes started today, one week earlier than I had planned for. So I've been kind of super freaking busy.

My teaching style, minus the humiliation. I like helping students by using profanity.

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The Midnight Snack chapter of TSJ is getting a little too long, so I'm splitting it into two parts. I'll post the first one tonight or (more likely) tomorrow sometime. The next part will follow in a day or two, since it's also almost complete.

"That explains so much." –Sunset Shimmer

Twilight's Secret Journal has just reached 3,000 comments.

And only a small minority of them are saltier than the Dead Sea!

The kind and generous hawthornbunny went to the trouble of word-clouding my stories. This has led me to a most unusual discovery.

First off, here's the word cloud for all of my stories together:

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I'm back.

I've just updated Broken Symmetry, and I'll be doing more writing today and tomorrow.

Twiiiiiiiliiiiiiiiiight...

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My story review system is still being carefully crafted. In the interim, I need to decide how to split myself in twain. That's where you come in.

This is my best attempt at Hasbro thing. (Yes, they're copper.)

I need your help to decide where I should put my stories if they get naughty!

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I'm working on several stories right now and none of them are pulling all my attention. I don't know how soon I'll be able to post something new.

The front burner consists of a TSJ update and several experiments.

May be related. May be, maybe.

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I'm soon to finally update Twilight's Secret Journal, but in the interim I have something fun that I should have posted weeks ago.

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